When a pastor sleeps around, the
usual attitude and responses from faithfuls are “Who are you to speak about
it?” “Leave him to God.” “He’s God servant. God will deal with him.” And the
all time classic “Touch not his anointed.” They continue to say this until it’s
them, their sister, daughter, wife, mother, or friend that the Pastor has
seduced/impregnated and then they sing a different tune. How very spiritual
indeed. An anointed man of God may sleep with church members and get away with
it as long as he’s still perceived as being 'anointed'. By the way, whatever
happened to Biodun Fatoyinbo’s robust response to the sexual allegation by Ese
Walters. I must have missed it.
Chris Oyakhilome http://loveworldplusnews.org/christ-embassy-global-sunday-service-with-pastor-chris/
The word 'anointing' is probably the
worst word that has been introduced to the Nigerian Christian’s vocabulary in
recent years. Like the word ‘gay' that used to mean ‘merry' and now means
'homosexual', ‘anointing' has been infused with new and inferior meanings.
Anointing used to refer to the power of God at work to change lives and bring
men closer to God by his miracles or judgement. And the anointed was the vessel
through which God accomplished these works. The vessel was never really that
important because God used sticks (Moses’ rod), animals (Prophet Balaam’s
donkey), as well as people. It was his power that was important, not the
vessel. However, in this modern era of Christianity, the anointed has gained
significantly more prominence over the anointing and has begun to Lord it over
the people of God. The anointing now stands for the ability to make money from,
entertain, manipulate and/or bully church members and communities to submit to
the will of the so-called anointed leader of a congregation or denomination in
the name of God. It is experienced as goosebumps, excited exuberance, gyrations
and screams in service, falling under the power, beautiful aesthetics,
highfalutin words, and prophetic blessing or cursing. For example, an
unentertaining choir will most likely not be considered anointed and any church
experience that gives congregants ecstatic euphoria is considered very
anointed. Really?! People seem to forget that Pharaoh’s magicians performed the
same miracles as Moses with their sorcery. And much like ‘gay', the
nouveau Christianity welcome the new definition of the 'anointing' and it’s new
‘anointed’ carriers as an accepted way of life.
I wonder at times if we haven’t seen
people falling out at a Michael Jackson concert? Haven’t we felt goosebumps
listening to Whitney Houston or some other musician sing an inspirational song?
Have we not heard secular/non-Christian speakers make accurate predictions
about the future? Are these people anointed because they create these effects
or do these things? Many Christians will answer, yes. Therein lies the problem.
Nigerian church leaders, the new class of anointed, have attracted and
cultivated a gullibility in their followers that world-class illusionists and
hypnotists should take heed to learn from. Be sober, be vigilant, be cautious
at all times for your enemy, the devil, roams around like a lion seeking whom
he may devour. Watch and pray. These are Bible admonitions given to
Christians, but many are too busy defending the anointed while the enemy
continues to steal, kill and destroy in their lives.
It would seem like the more anointed
a Pastor is, the more money he is expected to have. The thinking of many
pastors is summarized in this scripture, ”a poor man’s wisdom is quickly
despised”. The interpretation often given to scriptures like this is sometimes
baffling. Statements like “no money, no respect” which has defined our
society’s way of life arise from it. This aside, how about Jesus? Was he rich
in his earthly ministry? Matthew, Mark, Luke and John show us that he had
influence and his needs were met as he trusted
God to meet them but he did not
have wealth, neither did he merchandise his power or teachings like his
so-called messengers now do. In fact Paul said, Jesus was made poor for our
sake. The concluding part of that scripture says that we through his poverty
might become rich. Let me quickly make a point here before the prosperity
preachers start frothing at the mouth. Was Apostle Paul (the man who wrote this
scripture) rich himself? Was Timothy, his protégé rich? Remember the warning
Paul gave to Timothy about Christians whose motive is to get rich. He said,
many have wandered away from the faith because of it and have pierced
themselves with many sorrows. He further tells Timothy to teach those who are
rich not to be proud and not to trust in their money. Paul must not have heard
about the new “if you’ve got it, flaunt it” gospel. James said,
“listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery
that is coming on you…You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence.
You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have
condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing
you.” “The son of man has no place to lay his head”, it was said about
Jesus. This is how rich Jesus Christ, the Father of Christianity, was. I use
the term “Father of Christianity” because every pastor is ‘Papa’ and a “Father
in the Lord” today. If they are indeed in the Lord, Christ, they would obey
him, but are they? The love of money is the root of all evil, yet many
congregations are taught to love money, seek money, and celebrate money every
Sunday morning. Trust these new anointed men of God to reinterpret scripture
for us. Hypnotists take note.
Nevertheless scriptures do not
condemn Christians to poverty rather they suggest that riches or lack thereof
should be irrelevant to our walk with God, rather than this place of prominence
that it has taken in our worship. Jesus said, “Be careful to guard against all
forms of greed, because even if someone is rich, his life does not consist in
what he owns.” Apostle Paul said, "I know what it is to be in need, and I
know what it is to have plenty. I have learned the secret of being content in
any and every situation, whether well fed or hungry, whether living in plenty
or in want”. However, our new anointed pastors will teach "5 secrets of
prosperity" and "10 steps to your financial freedom" but the
secret of being content in every situation of life, Never! How can you talk
about lack? It is a curse, isn’t it? Paul must not have read that memo that’s
why he would dare suggest learning to be content even when in lack. It is
unfortunate that many Christian ministers are compromised; collecting money from
drug dealers, scammers, thieves, and corrupt government officials who come to
give “tithes” and “prophetic offerings” to their anointed men of God. Using
these monies to build schools and giant auditoriums do not make the gift any
more holy than the ill means by which they were got. You may remember some
years ago when Lawrence Agada, a senior cashier with Sheraton Hotels and Towers
paid Christ Embassy N39 million in the name of sowing seed. How the cashier
came about such money while his salary from the hotel was ostensibly his only
source of income was not the church’s concern. The ministry was just glad to
receive the money and to my knowledge, never paid it back. Before we criticize
this ministry as being uniquely bad, let’s be aware that this is not only
common practice but has been raised to level of epidemic in churches around us
today. Pastors have become the new “babalawos” of modern thieves. They proclaim
blessings in exchange for gifts. Prophet offering! It’s a nice scam that’s
paying its proponents big dividends. This is not so much a new phenomenon
as a reincarnation in a new Christian order. The Italian mafia and some
Catholic priests have historically had a similar relationship for several
generations until the recent purge attempt by Pope Francis.
A more amazing phenomenon and a case
study for future hypnotist and illusionists is that congregations will defend
their ‘anointed’ men of God even with evidence of impropriety. Anointed
men/women of God may misappropriate church funds and the congregation whose
funds have been spent on personal gain will be the first to fight you for
speaking up. Church members will tell you "I don’t care what they do with
the money. My part is to obey God. Let God deal with them”. Interesting! You
can see how God has been dealing with them as they build bigger houses, travel
round the world at your expense, live in 5-star hotels, give expensive gifts to
their girlfriends, buy new cars and jets, while you can hardly pay your child’s
school fees, right? All these despite the fact that many of these pastors have
no other jobs. Have you heard pastors brag on their pulpits that they don’t
need their congregation’s financial gifts. I’ve noticed that many full -time
pastors who dare say such things have milked their member’s money and contacts
for several years prior and long enough to build and establish theirs and their
spouse’s businesses, so now they can brag. However in an interesting twist,
this reverse psychology, seems to inspire their congregation to give to them even
more money. These gullible congregations and their anointed men of God
definitely deserve each other.
When a pastor sleeps around, the
usual attitude and responses from faithfuls are “Who are you to speak about
it?” “Leave him to God.” “He’s God servant. God will deal with him.” And the
all time classic “Touch not his anointed.” They continue to say this until it’s
them, their sister, daughter, wife, mother, or friend that the Pastor has
seduced/impregnated and then they sing a different tune. How very spiritual
indeed. An anointed man of God may sleep with church members and get away with
it as long as he’s still perceived as being 'anointed'. By the way, whatever
happened to Biodun Fatoyinbo’s robust response to the sexual allegation by Ese
Walters. I must have missed it. After writing this, I’m expecting the usual
threats, curses, unsolicited advice and warnings about my daring to talk about
an “anointed man of God” in this manner or my insolence at referring to an
anointed man of God without his title. By the way, true respect is earned, not
automatically given or even demanded. That’s another thing this
hypocritical culture needs to learn.
Have you noticed that the more
recognition a man of God has, the bigger his church congregation is
expected to be, even if he is a crook. If a pastor has a small congregation, he
must not be that anointed. It’s as if the crowd around him is an indication of
the level of his anointing. So there’s an unholy drive for church growth by all
means. How dare a pastor of a small congregation speak up against the teachings
of one with a bigger congregation? The half-brained and generally accepted
reasoning among church goers is that he must be jealous of what the bigger
pastor has and so should shut up without them even analyzing the merits of what
was said. So the truthiness of an issue is now determined by what the more
influential man of God says it is. How interesting! Furthermore, pastors of
large congregations are quick to quote from the Acts of the Apostles that when
the anointing came on the church, many people were added to the church.
However, they forget that Jesus was sometimes without a large congregation and
he, unlike them, had the anointing without measure. Remember when Jesus told
the crowd that they had to eat his body and drink his blood? Everybody left him
except his true disciples which were few in number. Think about how many people
would remain in Church if the pastor ever told the truth that corrupt
officials, scammers, and fornicators would not inherit the Kingdom of God, no
matter how much prophet offering they brought to him. You can’t buy your way
into heaven. Funny thing is that congregations might actually point to their
pastors as the most guilty. I will go further to talk about John the Baptist
who when he was losing his crowds to Jesus and his disciples asked him about it
said, Jesus must become greater, I must become less.
Somebody should tell that to some
church people like Winner’s chapel members who call on the "god of our
Father, Bishop David Oyedepo". A church where the Bishop is increasingly
getting bigger than Jesus Christ himself. That’s why he’ll slap a young girl
who claimed to be a “witch for Jesus” and otherwise intelligent people would
think it’s ok. Sure, it’s fine as long as the witch is an unsophisticated,
semi-educated girl from Imo State. I wonder how this would have played out if
she had turned out to be the daughter of a Senator or some other prominent
member of society. Here’s a litmus test: take the name of Jesus in vain or
curse in Jesus’ name around many Winners (indeed many Christians) and they may
not notice and some may go as far as frowning. But you tell the truth about
their anointed Prophet’s unbiblical conduct or proclamations and get ready for
hell. It’s an interesting phenomenon where the messenger is honored more than
his master, isn’t it? To be fair, this illusion is not limited to Winners
Chapel. Or should we talk about T. B. Joshua who may have inadvertently
murdered over a hundred people by the collapse of his church building. He then
tries to pull the wool over everyone’s face that it was a UFO or Boko Haram’s
fault. Abracadabra! Now you see me, now you don’t. Welcome to Illusionist 101.
He would mostly likely be acquitted of any wrongdoing by whatever pseudo-investigation
is conducted by the Nigerian government. Nicholas Ibekwe’s recording of T. B.
Joshua’s press briefing may shed more light on tactics being adopted. But
really, so the god of Bishop David Oyedepo answers prayer differently than God,
the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ. We need to investigate this god further.
The god of Bishop David Oyedepo does the impossible. It gives you children even
though you don’t have a womb. It raises the dead. It gives you wealth beyond
your imagination. It even gives Oyedepo power to curse anyone that dares
criticize his words or actions and it comes to pass. Very interesting! Remember
Pharaoh’s magicians? Just saying!
We have become men worshippers,
haven’t we? Worshipping E. A. Adeboye, Umai Ukpai, David Oyedepo, Chris
Oyakhilome, T. B. Joshua, Matthew Ashimolowo, Kenneth Hagin, Kenneth Copeland
or any other celebrity pastors out there. I’ll be surprised if I don’t get
cussed out by some people just for mentioning the names of their god - excuse
me - anointed man of God, here. “You shall have no other god besides me”, the
Bible says. We are to “serve God without respect of persons”. Isn’t it ironical
that these so-called anointed preachers will actually teach their congregations
this but will expect this same congregation to respect their own opinion more
than the Bible’s. These anointed men will even go as far as to teach that God’s
leading in your life and even your conscience is subject to their spiritual
guidance. Some will teach this directly and still others will invite another
‘anointed’ celebrity pastor to teach this to their people to give it more
weight and make it seem like it’s not just their own opinion. Church members
are further taught to fight people who criticize their anointed men of God and
like heedless sheep they fight when a cross word is spoken about their Bishop
but will not even flinch when the cross is disparaged.
If Christ is not the center of your
Christian worship, you are not a Christian. Period. You may be a Redeemer, a
Deeper Lifer, a Winner or whatever moniker your congregation is known by but
certainly not a Christian. Let’s stop deceiving ourselves. The scriptures say,
“looking unto Jesus, the author and finisher of our faith”, not looking at an
anointed man. The scripture doesn’t even say looking unto Jesus through your
anointed man. The man of God is a servant, not a boss! He’s a tool that God
uses and is not to Lord it over you, even if he’s so anointed that he floats in
the sky.
As anointed as Peter was, so much
that his shadow was healing the sick, Paul called him to order in a way that
would have caused a scandal in today’s churches. Furthermore it was on a matter
that would have been considered trivial. Peter had retreated from eating with
the Gentiles in Antioch for fear of the Jews who came from Apostle James in
Jerusalem and many Jews followed his example including Barnabas. So what?! But
Paul seeing Peter's duplicity publicly accused him of being a hypocrite. I
sometimes daydream of how this would have played out if it was David Oyedepo,
Chris Oyakhilome, Chris Okotie or other ‘great’ Presiding Prelate or General
Overseer in Nigeria who was in Peter’s place. First of all members of their
congregation would probably have accosted Paul and asked him how he had the
effrontery, and audacious temerity to talk to a General of God like that,
especially one of Peter’s revered status. The anointed man of God would
probably also have preached a sermon and written Paul through his
Communications Director. He would have asked Paul where he was throughout the
three and a half years of Jesus’ ministry on the earth, when he, Peter, was
learning how to do ministry directly, unadulteratedly from the master, Jesus
Christ himself. He would have told him how he was one of the few who witnessed
Jesus’ earthly ministry from the beginning to the end; how he was one of only 3
other human beings who were with Jesus at the Mount of Transfiguration, who saw
Moses and Elijah and heard God’s voice boom, “This is my beloved son in whom I
am well pleased: hear ye him”; how he, Peter, had walked on water just like
Jesus and how many people did Paul know who walked on water. He would have told
Paul about how he had attended a wedding where he witnessed Jesus’ first
miracle and was one of the last to see him ascend to heaven. He would told him
how he was one of the 3 inner circle members of the 12 disciples who later
became Apostles. He would have made Paul feel that he did not fear spiritual
authority by not realizing that when Jesus was ascending to heaven, he left
him, Peter, in charge of the church. But he didn’t, because in spite of all of
these great spiritual experience he had, in that moment, Peter was a hypocrite
and was leading the Church astray by his actions. So rather, Peter humbly
accepted the correction of a nobody; a man who had been a persecutor of the
church; who had never met Jesus before he was crucified; who had no title or
position in the church administration. For Peter, the truth was bigger than his
ego. Someone needs to teach this to the many tin-gods, with over-bloated sense
of self importance, who mount Nigerian Church pulpits every Sunday.
Just for a moment, if you are old
enough, think back to what Christianity looked like before these words
‘anointing’ and ‘anointed’ became common place among Nigerian Christians and
tell me that Christianity has taken a turn for the better. I don’t smoke or do
drugs but if you think Christianity has, I’d like to try whatever it is you are
smoking or sniffing so we can hallucinate together. Let’s leave all this
anointing nonsense and let’s get back to what Christianity is about,
reconciling the world back to God through the preaching of repentance from dead
works and acceptance of the redemptive work of Christ on the cross of calvary,
so that he, Christ, can return to take his own. Finally, if your pastor’s
opinion has a bigger sway on your life than what the Word of God actually says,
you need to snap out of the hypnotism is all I’m saying. So now, how many
fingers am I holding up?
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